When i meet my celebrity crush:
(Source: bieberdirectionhigh)
Smile
I am unicorn.
When I die I’m gonna invite everyone I ever knew to my funeral and I’m gonna make sure that they play a remix of cotton eye joe and gangnam style and the harlem shake for two hours and whoever sticks it out to the end is going to inherit everything I have
(via orgasmic-humor)
(Source: chinoking, via orgasmic-humor)
who let people from tumblr start writing greeting cards?
I want that ghost card.
(via orgasmic-humor)
pardon me my good
uh…
sir.
filed under: jokes I never got as a child that makes me cry tears of laughter
Oh my god.. I GET IT NOW!
(via ruinedchildhood)
(Source: bringkatyperrytolisbon, via forever-and-alwayss)
oh my god
(Source: typicalmichiganders, via orgasmic-humor)
Even the sun is Niall’s bitch.
(Source: onedeen)
how do you get a nice body without moving
(via forever-and-alwayss)
